Here are some descriptions of my own for our dear politicians. This is meant only for fun, so I hope no one will take it seriously and get mad, even though these descriptions may fit well the persons in question. So let’s have some fun:
Amine Gemayel: Lucky man who got all his family’s positions, he inherited his uncle, his brother, his father, tried with his late son, now wants “Loubnanouna” from Sami.
Fouad Sanioura: A patient man who knows when to shed tears when it should, but also how to empty our pockets. He’s an expert in both.
Hassan Nasrallah: He wants to break the Algerian score of one million Martyrs, so all the 4 million Lebanese are on his list. Who gets out will survive.
Michel Aoun: A “Niron” kind of man with a sole dream of presidency, which became a nightmare for all Lebanese.
Michel Murr: Like his tower, old but still standing, with the Metn and presidency keys in his pocket.
Michel Sleiman: He should have been the 7th actor in the “Friends” sitcom, since he is friend with everybody; a man with no stance is our president.
Nabih Berri: for him a Shiite immigrant has 2 choices, sharing his life savings or flees back to Africa.
Saad Hariri: Innocent kid with a heavy legacy. What to do? counting the days while listening to uncles Fouad and Walid instructions.
Samir Geagea: Was more effective in prison. Most LFers want his old version (the fighter), while non LFers enjoy the new one, but he still managed to be the LF leader!!
Sleiman Frangieh: Bad salesman (saleskid), since he is still insisting on selling his children rather than the Syrians, but the problem no one is buying them or any similar product.
Walid Jumblat: east west north south, again north east south west, but never in the middle. Again and again W N E S, no one understands where he really is.
cedarvoice
oliver27
clara13
tareq55
Brilliant!!!
I loved both Aoun and Berri.
Nasralah is not bad also
good work oliver
By: David on January 13, 2009
at 11:17
All the descriptions may be right but not for Sanioura; I truly admire his patience n his witty humour; especially wz that idiotic Aoun; i respect him for ignoring that clown n not going low to his level.
By: Michele on January 13, 2009
at 11:40
I see walid jumblat as the best one.
s for Berri, I think u’re not being fair, what us said considers a bad publicity only, he’s done many good things for the shiaas immigrrants. Also Sayed Hassan is not trying to kill all Lebanese as you pictured him, he’s ready to die for Lebanon, and he gave his son for that cause.
Anyway, you said it was meant for fun, so let’s keep it that way
By: randa on January 13, 2009
at 12:48
Ok nice, so u’re funny oliver, but the nightmar of aoun is not on all lebanese, it’s a nightmare for a few of them, namely ur geagea and co.
By: GMA the best on January 13, 2009
at 12:52
u give every one of them what he is
good work
By: c'est moi on January 13, 2009
at 12:59
ha ha ha ha,
I like all of them, especially that kid frangieh.
No one will buy similar product
Nice Oliver, i like it man
By: Tino.M on January 13, 2009
at 13:29
man I enjoyed except for Dr. Geagea.
It’s not right what u said, most of the LFers if not all of them are wit him.
But as randa said, it must be for fun, so good work for the rest, mainly this fuu aoun
By: LFer on January 13, 2009
at 13:31
I have to say it is great especially Frangieh’s description.
By: Silvana on January 13, 2009
at 13:33
Randa, from what i can conclude that Nasrallah is ready to kill all the Lebanese including his son, as u said that he gave his son for that cause, while he is hidding in a rat hole.
What is left is to define what is that cause but certainly not related to the best interest of Lebanon.
GMA, Aoun is all Lebanese nightmare n mainly Lebanon.
By: Michele on January 13, 2009
at 13:35
oliver,
Beautiful, I like it, and I have to say descriptions for Berri and Frangieh were the best.
randa
Sorry to say it’s not a bad publicity, it’s the truth in fact.
I also share Michele her opinion about Sanioura, I see him as a straight person who gave much efforts lately, his tears seemed so honest at time.
I also agree with LFer on Dr. Geagea, but to some extent, I mean there is a change seen by many LFers as a big shift from DSG own principles. I have another say in this regard, maybe I will talk about it later.
By: cedarvoice on January 13, 2009
at 13:40
Michele,
You geageaists can’t except that the General has the majority of christians and of the leabense, so that’s why u consider him a nightmare for you.
he will be always a nightmare don’t worry.
so now go and finish ur homeowrk
By: GMA the best on January 13, 2009
at 13:46
michele
so is it wrong to sacrifice for our country?
yes we are all ready to die while defending lebanon. i don’t see anything wrong in that.
cedar
this is ur opinion, but I know better than you. believe me
By: randa on January 13, 2009
at 13:49
Typical is it not?
That the only person who seemed to chuck the biggest fuss about the Article and not see any humour in it is a Aounist?……………
What is more typical is the response with the “You Geageaists”….
By: Silvana on January 13, 2009
at 14:04
GMA, u just can’t believe that there might be people out there not following a person but a cause but then again what to expect from an Aouni…
If i don’t like Aoun that means i’m geageaist? Seriously are u 12?
What is next, my father is stronger than ur father?
PS: I’m still trying to be nice to u but i’m known i have little patience wz kids n imbeciles.
By: Michele on January 13, 2009
at 14:06
Randa, there’s nothing more sacred than sacrifying for ur OWN country; but it tears my heart when I remember the 1200 killed to liberate a child murderer n for a hidden agenda.
Anyway, as u said earlier it’s supposed to be a fun post so no need to ruin it for Oliver.
By: Michele on January 13, 2009
at 14:09
GMA,
ma btiji ella bil bahdali. Rou2 3ala wad3ak shwey.
Girls, while supporting you, I urge you to take it easy on him, he’s just a kid.
oliver, you should give a description for GMA the best, something similar to franjieh. loooooll
By: Lebanese guy on January 13, 2009
at 14:46
Since it is supposed to be for fun only, and despite the fact i have a lot to say, i will not comment but in return i would ask oliver27 to benefit from his skills in somethng much useful
By: jamal on January 13, 2009
at 14:49
It seems I became so popular here.
Cedar, do you count mentioning my name as a contribution? if yes then i’m the first instead of Eleyya
By: GMA the best on January 13, 2009
at 15:19
GMA,
So now you gonna claim that u represent 70% of the blog?
Cedar,
maybe u should organize some elections
Oliver,
Lovely post, mainly for hassouna, el istez, aounito and sleiman el zghir.
By: Rodge on January 13, 2009
at 15:41
Oliver it is a good work
By: rami on January 13, 2009
at 16:30
Nice post for a change.
You should put these kind of posts everyday. Let’s have fun of them a little, they are doing so everyday
By: samir on January 13, 2009
at 19:26
Hi everybody,
I’m new in writing, but i’ve been following this site few days now and I like what I read.
I wanted to say that this post is really nice, and I like the thing about Amine Gemayel, it made me laugh a lot.
Keep it going
By: whats up on January 13, 2009
at 22:02
oliver ya oliver,
naza3ta ma3 sheikh saad. It’s true he doesn’t have his late dad experience, but he’s still a good leader.
Aso as Michele said here, saniora is a good person and he never meant to empty our pockets, he never did, the syrians instead.
the rest is ok, but i also think dr. geagea has the support of most LFers.
I loved this franjie
By: Future Fan on January 13, 2009
at 22:38