Today is the All Fool’s Day, known as the April’s fool for most of the people, so I urge every single one of you to be aware not to fall for any lie or similar behavior.
On this occasion, and since all the days with our politicians can be considered as perfect Fool’s Days, here are some stories taken from our current political situation in Lebanon, the region, and the world, that may be labeled as fit for this day stories:
In Lebanon:
The Dialogue roundtable achieved a full agreement on all matters.
Hizbullah decided to abolish their arms and deliver them to the Lebanese Army and the UNIFIL (!!!).
Michel Aoun was nominated as president by all parties, but he refused the post arguing that he prioritizes the interest of Lebanon.
Aounies earned some brains over their shoulders.
Saad Hariri attacked KSA describing King Abdullah as the worse Arab leader of all time and vowing to work with Iran.
Hassan Nasrallah described Ahmadi Najad as an insane person and a danger for all the region, parising Israel for its peaceful approach.
Nabih Berri resigned by his will from his position as Speaker saying he wants to give the opportunity for others.
Our dear Parliament held 2 sessions in one month !!!!
Our Government took more than one decision in its session !!!!
Sleiman Frangieh issued a whole statement without cursing anyone.
Walid Jumblatt managed to say the same thing without any change in 2 consecutive statements.
Lebanese Forces lost their 2 seats in Bcharri to the Aounies.
Aoun’s Bloc got more than 2 seats in the elections.
Fouad Sanioura made a speech without asking anyone for money.
In the Region:
The first free presidential elections to be held in Syria, Bashar will not run.
The Syrian Governmwent take a decision to dissolve all Intelligence Agencies.
Moammar Gaddhafi & Husni Mobarak resigned from their positions.
Arab Leaders not to nominate any member of their families as successors.
Israel decided to give Palestinians their state within the 1967 Borders.
Hamas leaders visited Israel and tend their hands for peace.
International:
The US decided the return of all its Military Servicemen anywhere abroad, and not to interfere with any other country’s politics or internal affairs.
Taliban and Qaeda vowed to abolish their Islamic rules and allow Alcohol and Music in Pakistan and Afghanistan.
cedarvoice
oliver27
clara13
tareq55
Not all funny, but they are all impossible or let me say nearly.
By: randa on April 1, 2009
at 08:30
Good one Oliver
I especially liked the ones about aoun, the parliament and the government.
Good job, something new for a change.
By: Adel on April 1, 2009
at 08:54
سي إن إن / عاجل.أعلنت الشرطة الباكستانية صباح اليوم في إقليم بشوار
عن اعتقالها لرجل بملابس انثوية وذكر شريف خان احمدي رئيس مركز مكافحة الإرهاب أن المعتقل هو اسامة بن لادن رئيس تنظيم القاعدة،وأنه سيدلي في مؤتمر صحافي بعد إنتهاء التحقيق .
وعلمت مصادر مطلعة أنه أصيب خلال الإعتقال عدد من أفراد الشرطة عرف منهم أهند خان،أنور خان، وخان خان وإبراهيم كنعان .
من جهته أعلن رئيس مكتب السي أي إي في في نيو يورك ميشال أون أن العملية ستتضح معالمها خلال الساعات المقبلة وقد تم إبلاغ الرئيس الأسود اوباما الذي هنأ قوى الأمن الداخلي الباكستانية على براعتها وخاصة الفهود السود خاصة وإن العملية لم تؤدي إلى اصابة سوى القليل من الأطفال والنساء الذي لا يتعدى عددهم ال-٣٤٠.
مزيد من المعلومات بعد الظهر .
By: paul on April 1, 2009
at 09:15
I like the aounies earned some brains. This is impossible ya man
Also it is a million impossible for aoun to refuse presidency
By: Tino.M on April 1, 2009
at 10:13
paul
Urs is just brilliant
Are you the author??
By: Tino.M on April 1, 2009
at 10:15
timo , fakkarta btimro2
this one from Oliver is much better:”Lebanese Forces lost their 2 seats in Bcharri to the Aounies.”
Nasrallah live on OTV sounds more credible .
By: paul on April 1, 2009
at 10:52
oliver, good thinking.
paul, where did you get this??
By: samir on April 1, 2009
at 11:25
Let me suggest some of my own:
Aoun and Nasrallah “apologized” to the Lebanese people (they don’t)
Al-Akhbar newspaper published a true story
and far frompolitics these 2 stories:
Sabah is PREGNANT from her last and 105th marriage with a 13 years old boy
the new Egyptian husband of Haifa discovered that she was still VIRGIN
By: Lebanese guy on April 1, 2009
at 11:40
Even in humor you go and attack the General??
It’s true he became ut worse nightmare, and there is more to come.
Let me give you one of my own:
General won less than 35 seats
this is a lie because he will win more
By: GMA the best on April 1, 2009
at 12:02
i am sure the lebanese forces will win more then the 2 bchari seats in the coming election .
By: ثائر on April 1, 2009
at 12:09
gma
Even in humor? I will tell you especially in humor
Lebanese guy, I like the sabah and haifa stories
By: oliver27 on April 1, 2009
at 12:18
Thaer
Thank you for ur trust.
Ans since u’re the most logical person among our friends of 8 March, What do you think will happen in Jbeil and Kesrwan?
oliver,
so funny, of course the ones regarding aoun and ha, but can u imagine hariri attacking saudi king?? he will burn him alive
By: LFer on April 1, 2009
at 12:24
samir, i am creative some times…kint 3am rikk 3al 3arabe
ثائر wrote his comment yesterday but it was under moderation
By: paul on April 1, 2009
at 12:33
Olive, Paul and Lebanese guy
Brilliant work, You made me laugh today. thank you.
By: Carina30 on April 1, 2009
at 12:54
you are 100% right paul
By: ثائر on April 1, 2009
at 13:34
Bashar confesses to have ordered the series of assasinations from Hariri to Mughnieh….
By: danny on April 1, 2009
at 14:32
oliver,
Nice post for a change and it seems everybody, except GMA, are satisfied
By: cedarvoice on April 1, 2009
at 14:36
good suggestions from all of you, and to start with the last one of danny, wishing it would happen for real.
By: Montana on April 1, 2009
at 14:58
tashnak have decided to go with harriri and the m14 list in general
By: ثائر on April 1, 2009
at 15:33
thaer….lost in translation…Hariri tells them off!!
By: danny on April 1, 2009
at 15:47
i have always considered harriri to be the man
By: ثائر on April 1, 2009
at 16:00
Lebanese Tashnak receives autonomy from its international command…
By: Fuziyad on April 1, 2009
at 16:47
Osama Bin laden and Hasan Nassrallah find out they are twins….and their father is a CIA operative…
By: danny on April 1, 2009
at 16:52
Guys,
Maybe Tashnag are having their own April’s fools day, since as Sheikh Saad Bureau said, they have changed their stance of yesterday.
By: Future Fan on April 1, 2009
at 17:42
Danny baby, u rock!!!
I’m trying to come out wz something abt Aoun n just realized that Aoun himself is an April fools day!!!!
By: Michele on April 1, 2009
at 20:43