Posted by: clara13 | April 9, 2009

Joke of the Day

getattachmentI hope no one will feel offended, this is a joke after all. Also a picture fitting well with the joke.

The guy, the robot and the IQ?
 
A guy walks into a beirut bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies “150.”
The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and the Kama Sutra.


The customer is very impressed. He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him: “What’s your IQ?”


The man responds, “about a 100″. Immediately the robot starts talking about basketball, supermodels, shooting, beer, and women’s breasts.
Really impressed, the man decides to give the robot one more test.
He heads out and returns.

The robot asks:”What’s your IQ?”
The man replies, “Er, 50, I think.”

The robot serves him an orange juice and very slowly says,
“So . . . ya gonna vote for Michel Aoun again?”


Responses

  1. “The man replies, “Er, 50, I think.”

    The robot serves him an orange juice and very slowly says,
    “So . . . ya gonna vote for Michel Aoun again?”

    i believe there should be the name: cheikh saed in the place if the 3 points ;)

  2. Thaer,

    The 3 points are there to be filled. We’re living in a democratic country, so each has the right to put what ever and who ever he wants :-)

  3. The jokes fit him well :-)
    as we say “Jismo labbiss” :-) :-)

  4. The robot asks:”What’s your IQ?”
    The man replies, هلأتنيي “Er, 50, I think.”

  5. hilwiiiiiii. hahahaha :-)

    the picture represents also a creative thinking

  6. I like it :-)
    as whats up said “jismo labbis” w labbis ktiiiiirrr


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